It's always rough, and Jack likes rough. It's always cold, and Jack likes cold, too, these days—impersonal, no complications, no chance of another loss. It's always quick, and that's fine, because it means no time to get lost in thought. And it's always good, because the man fucking him has had a hell of a lot of experience, and he's had a hell of a lot of experience himself. Overall, it's just about perfect, Jack would say, except for one minor inconvenience.

He's found the one man in the universe who will never, ever let Jack call him 'Doctor.'

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Requests: President Romana/President Laura Roslin (from Battlestar Galactica), The Brig/Liz Ten (from 'The Beast Below'), Harriet Jones/Nine