He was sort of aware of the Doctor babbling something about pollen and pheromones and not inhaling but it didn’t really make much sense. Nothing did, mostly because while the Doctor was explaining all of this, he was also very busily trying to remove all of Rory’s clothes.
Which was new. And surprisingly interesting. Possibly due to the pollen and the pheromones.
After that, the Doctor stopped explaining things. There was just a lot of kissing and sweating and touching and the whole thing was rather surprisingly pleasant and very enjoyable.
“Well,” the Doctor said afterwards. “Er … oops. Do you think Amy will be quite cross?”
“Yeah,” Rory said. “Yeah, I think she might be.”
Admittedly, he thought Amy might be quite cross because she’d missed it but one could never be sure about these things.
“Oh,” the Doctor said. “Um. Well, sex pollen, you know. It’s very complicated, very hard to resist, sex pollen, do you think we could maybe just not tell her? You know, cause she might be … well.”
Rory glared at him. The Doctor shrugged.
“Well, it was worth a try,” he said. “We should get back to the TARDIS before the plants go through another mating cycle. Also, you should have a shower. Don’t humans smell odd after sex, I always wondered why you don’t all notice it really, you all think I don’t notice … ”
Rory rolled his eyes and headed back to the TARDIS. ___
Eleven/Rory (dubcon due to sex pollen)
He was sort of aware of the Doctor babbling something about pollen and pheromones and not inhaling but it didn’t really make much sense. Nothing did, mostly because while the Doctor was explaining all of this, he was also very busily trying to remove all of Rory’s clothes.
Which was new. And surprisingly interesting. Possibly due to the pollen and the pheromones.
After that, the Doctor stopped explaining things. There was just a lot of kissing and sweating and touching and the whole thing was rather surprisingly pleasant and very enjoyable.
“Well,” the Doctor said afterwards. “Er … oops. Do you think Amy will be quite cross?”
“Yeah,” Rory said. “Yeah, I think she might be.”
Admittedly, he thought Amy might be quite cross because she’d missed it but one could never be sure about these things.
“Oh,” the Doctor said. “Um. Well, sex pollen, you know. It’s very complicated, very hard to resist, sex pollen, do you think we could maybe just not tell her? You know, cause she might be … well.”
Rory glared at him. The Doctor shrugged.
“Well, it was worth a try,” he said. “We should get back to the TARDIS before the plants go through another mating cycle. Also, you should have a shower. Don’t humans smell odd after sex, I always wondered why you don’t all notice it really, you all think I don’t notice … ”
Rory rolled his eyes and headed back to the TARDIS.
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Requests: Jamie McCrimmon/Rory Williams, Amy Pond/Eleventh Doctor, Clyde Langer/Rory Williams)