"Tegan. There's very little other choice here. Either you do this, or Turlough gets thrown in the pit."
"Wouldn't be so bad. Oh, okay, okay, if you'll stop pouting. Honestly, you're like a little kicked puppy. But I promise I'm going to kill you both afterwards."
"Wouldn't expect anything less." The Doctor held out a hanger to her. "Here."
Tegan opened and closed her mouth a few times before she grabbed the garment. "Painful, excruciating, drawn-out deaths," she muttered, stalking off.
***
"Psst. Turlough. Turlough. You idiot, over here."
"I'm sorry, miss, I'll be whipped if I'm caught talking to one of the – what the hell."
"It was the only way to infiltrate the king's court," Tegan said, pulling on the fabric self-consciously. "The only ones he lets close to the slaves are the harem girls. And you'll keep your mouth shut if you want to get rescued."
"Wait, hang on, let me get this straight. You're wearing a – "
"Shut. Up."
"You're wearing a bikini so you could rescue me. Wait. Did the Doctor put you up to this? I must remember to thank him."
"I'm thinking the Iron Maiden for you two. Together. Honestly, this is the daftest situation you've got yourself into yet, and for how often you get captured and put into bondage, that's saying a lot."
"Hey, that blobby guy is pretty fierce. I saw him eat someone. Well, think about eating someone. Well, look at someone funny. What I mean is, I'm chafing under these restraints. Any chance you've got a knife hidden somewhere on you? Oh my god."
"Brutal, messy, vicious deaths with no funeral," Tegan swore, as she pulled the sonic screwdriver out of her top. "And then I'll salt the earth underneath you just to make sure. Come on, you're free, let's get out of here. And stop staring!"
"It's just that – " Turlough motioned over her shoulder with a flick of his eyes. Tegan turned around.
"Oh, rabbits."
There were three guards aiming very pointy sticks at them.
"Well, come on, you're supposed to do something fancy and brave to save us now!" Tegan said. "I already rescued you once, the Doctor didn't say anything about a second time in the same mission."
"Fancy and brave," Turlough said, stepping behind Tegan. "Yeah, I'm kind of out of ideas at the moment."
"Oh for – " Tegan stepped forward, and aimed the sonic screwdriver at a pile of ropes hanging from the ceiling. They fell heavily onto the guards, along with a couple of sandbags, knocking them out. One of the ropes swung to a halt in front of them.
"Handy," Tegan said, grabbing onto the rope. "You coming with me? The Doctor's on the other side of the pit." She grinned, and Turlough grabbed on.
"That's not the rope," Tegan said, and Turlough blushed. "You idiot," she continued, but with a wink, as she waved the sonic screwdriver and then pushed it between her breasts.
She let loose a yell, then kicked off hard, and they went swinging out across the pit.
Halfway across, Turlough kissed her.
On the other side, she slapped him, and stomped off into the TARDIS.
"Good to have you back, Turlough," the Doctor said, grinning.
Turlough rubbed his cheek. "Just like old times. I'd better make sure Tegan's okay, though. Not sure she can undo that outfit without a little help. She did save my life, after all."
From inside the ship came a loud, frustrated roar. Turlough grinned, and set off after it.
Requests: Benton/Harry, Four/Romana I, Susan/David
Tegan/Turlough
"Wouldn't be so bad. Oh, okay, okay, if you'll stop pouting. Honestly, you're like a little kicked puppy. But I promise I'm going to kill you both afterwards."
"Wouldn't expect anything less." The Doctor held out a hanger to her. "Here."
Tegan opened and closed her mouth a few times before she grabbed the garment. "Painful, excruciating, drawn-out deaths," she muttered, stalking off.
***
"Psst. Turlough. Turlough. You idiot, over here."
"I'm sorry, miss, I'll be whipped if I'm caught talking to one of the – what the hell."
"It was the only way to infiltrate the king's court," Tegan said, pulling on the fabric self-consciously. "The only ones he lets close to the slaves are the harem girls. And you'll keep your mouth shut if you want to get rescued."
"Wait, hang on, let me get this straight. You're wearing a – "
"Shut. Up."
"You're wearing a bikini so you could rescue me. Wait. Did the Doctor put you up to this? I must remember to thank him."
"I'm thinking the Iron Maiden for you two. Together. Honestly, this is the daftest situation you've got yourself into yet, and for how often you get captured and put into bondage, that's saying a lot."
"Hey, that blobby guy is pretty fierce. I saw him eat someone. Well, think about eating someone. Well, look at someone funny. What I mean is, I'm chafing under these restraints. Any chance you've got a knife hidden somewhere on you? Oh my god."
"Brutal, messy, vicious deaths with no funeral," Tegan swore, as she pulled the sonic screwdriver out of her top. "And then I'll salt the earth underneath you just to make sure. Come on, you're free, let's get out of here. And stop staring!"
"It's just that – " Turlough motioned over her shoulder with a flick of his eyes. Tegan turned around.
"Oh, rabbits."
There were three guards aiming very pointy sticks at them.
"Well, come on, you're supposed to do something fancy and brave to save us now!" Tegan said. "I already rescued you once, the Doctor didn't say anything about a second time in the same mission."
"Fancy and brave," Turlough said, stepping behind Tegan. "Yeah, I'm kind of out of ideas at the moment."
"Oh for – " Tegan stepped forward, and aimed the sonic screwdriver at a pile of ropes hanging from the ceiling. They fell heavily onto the guards, along with a couple of sandbags, knocking them out. One of the ropes swung to a halt in front of them.
"Handy," Tegan said, grabbing onto the rope. "You coming with me? The Doctor's on the other side of the pit." She grinned, and Turlough grabbed on.
"That's not the rope," Tegan said, and Turlough blushed. "You idiot," she continued, but with a wink, as she waved the sonic screwdriver and then pushed it between her breasts.
She let loose a yell, then kicked off hard, and they went swinging out across the pit.
Halfway across, Turlough kissed her.
On the other side, she slapped him, and stomped off into the TARDIS.
"Good to have you back, Turlough," the Doctor said, grinning.
Turlough rubbed his cheek. "Just like old times. I'd better make sure Tegan's okay, though. Not sure she can undo that outfit without a little help. She did save my life, after all."
From inside the ship came a loud, frustrated roar. Turlough grinned, and set off after it.
Requests: Benton/Harry, Four/Romana I, Susan/David